A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics,
are in the hanger at SFO. The runway is fogged in and they
have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything?"
The second guy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet
fuel, that it will kinda give you a buzz."
So they do drink it, get smashed and have a beautiful time ...
as only only drinkin' buddies can.
The following morning, one of them wakes up figuring that his
head will explode if he gets up. Nevertheless, he gets up and
is surprised to find that he feels good; in fact, he feels great.
The phone rings. It's his buddy asking him how he feels.
"I feel great!" he says.
His buddy agrees, saying, "I feel great too!
You don't have a hangover either?"
"No," he replies. "That jet fuel is great stuff ... no
hangover. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No..."
"Well, *don't*, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"!
this is just a joke don't drink nor sniff jet fuel..
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The Top 10 Death Scenarios of the Taco Bell Chihuahua
10. Somebody drops the Chalupa… on his head.
9. Three words: Dobermans in heat.
8. Opens a new line of restaurants in Korea… as the main course
7. Latin lovely confuses Taco Bell commercials with old Charmin
commercials and squeezes him to death.
6. Tragic accident involving a cigarette lighter and the by-product
of consuming too many tacos.
5. As a particularly conspicuous product placement in the new
Friday the 13th film, subtitled: Jason Orders Out.
4. Nabbed for being off-leash and lingers too long at the pound.
3. Shot through the heart, trying to elude INS agents.
2. Montezuma’s revenge claims another victim.
1. Spuds McKenzie, Morris the Cat, Smokey the Bear, and Dave Thomas
catch him in an alley and discuss proper spokesmodel behavior.
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