2RockU.com ROCKS!

Welcome To FunniGurl.com

E-Mail this Joke to a friend!
A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hanger at SFO. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything?" The second guy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, that it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do drink it, get smashed and have a beautiful time ... as only only drinkin' buddies can. The following morning, one of them wakes up figuring that his head will explode if he gets up. Nevertheless, he gets up and is surprised to find that he feels good; in fact, he feels great. The phone rings. It's his buddy asking him how he feels. "I feel great!" he says. His buddy agrees, saying, "I feel great too! You don't have a hangover either?" "No," he replies. "That jet fuel is great stuff ... no hangover. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No..." "Well, *don't*, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"! this is just a joke don't drink nor sniff jet fuel.. =================================================================== The Top 10 Death Scenarios of the Taco Bell Chihuahua 10. Somebody drops the Chalupa… on his head. 9. Three words: Dobermans in heat. 8. Opens a new line of restaurants in Korea… as the main course 7. Latin lovely confuses Taco Bell commercials with old Charmin commercials and squeezes him to death. 6. Tragic accident involving a cigarette lighter and the by-product of consuming too many tacos. 5. As a particularly conspicuous product placement in the new Friday the 13th film, subtitled: Jason Orders Out. 4. Nabbed for being off-leash and lingers too long at the pound. 3. Shot through the heart, trying to elude INS agents. 2. Montezuma’s revenge claims another victim. 1. Spuds McKenzie, Morris the Cat, Smokey the Bear, and Dave Thomas catch him in an alley and discuss proper spokesmodel behavior. =====================================================================

Back to The Best of the Best
Back to FunniGurl

Copyright © FunniGurl.com tm 1999 - 2012 and beyond 
No part of this site maybe copied or reproduced by any means
(except the jokes) All rights are reserved.

Please visit our sponsor..
<IMG SRC="http://www.2rocku.com/bannerads/411.gif" WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=150 usemap="#411" BORDER=0>