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31 Favorite T-shirts! 1) around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won 2) So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me 3) I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy 4) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends 5) If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going 6) At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All 7) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips 8) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do 9) (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah 10) If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? 11) Senior Citizen: Give Me My D--n Discount 12) Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog 13) No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman") 14) (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off 15) I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now 16) (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor 17) Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. 18) What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About? 19) I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian! 20) (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge 21) Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich 22) Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money 23) Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional 24) IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be 25) Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. 26) If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen 27) Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship 28) The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt 29) If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You 30) Old Age Comes at a Bad Time 31) In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.

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