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Fun Things to do in an Elevator: - Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. - Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. - Shave. - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. - Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. - On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!" - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. - Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. - Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. - Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. - Leave a box between the doors. - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. - Start a sing-along. - When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." - Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. - If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" - While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
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