A fire dept. just finished putting out a big house fire when the fire chief
noticed two of his men were missing. After a while of searching he found
them around back behind some shrub bushes having anal sex.
"What in the hell are you two doing?" the chief yelled.
"Chief, I found him laying in the kitchen floor. He was unconscious from the
smoke inhalation." the fireman replied.
"Well your not supposed to be doing that! Your supposed to give him mouth to
mouth!" the chief screamed.
"Yea I know", said the fireman. "That's kinda how this shit got started"