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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! 
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?  
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. 
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before
they figured it OUT.   And once they figured it out they wouldn't 
be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact a that they've been
in the SAME GODDAMN CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. 
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, THREE 
DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to 
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE 
SAME SPOT, AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED
WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!# % LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? 
BECAUSE NO ONE  IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE 
GARBAGE!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP 
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! 
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?



          
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