* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
* You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
* Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of
your computer with a commode.
* You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
* You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
