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Rejection Lines Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7 My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phonecalls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6 I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5 I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with"

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