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Rejection Lines Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women 
(and what they actually mean...) 

10 I think of you as a brother. 
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 

9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 

8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. 
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 

7 My life is too complicated right now. 
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
 hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
 
6 I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a 
half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 

5 I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date
 you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 

4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 

3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and 
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 

2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 

1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell 
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and 
have sex with"





          
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