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Doc, you've gotta help me... my wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. 
Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? 
I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly
to Hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. 
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental, the tests so 
far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, 
understand? JUST one."
"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold..."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"Um... okay."

Our hero expresses gratitude, and departs for home, where his wife has
dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring 
dessert. Our hero, in fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and 
drops one into his wife's coffee. He reflects for a moment, hesitates, then
drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say 
they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes: he drops one pill into 
his own coffee.
His wife returns with the shortcake, and they enjoy their dessert and coffee, 
our hero with poorly concealed anticipation. Sure enough, a few minutes after
they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange
smoky look enters her eyes. In a deep, throaty, near-whisper, in a tone of voice
he has never heard her use before, she says, "I... need...a man..."
His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me... too.."





          
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