Prayer of the Stressed Out
Grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I
cannot accept, and the wisdom to
hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today as
they may be connected to the
ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
Help me to remember when I'm having
a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.