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Worth repeating ... In light of the rising frequency of human and grizzly bear contacts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory warning: Hikers, hunters and fishermen are to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings." "Black bear droppings are smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur." "Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper."
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