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Procrastinator's Calendar

NEG
FRI
FRI
FRI
THU
WED
TUE
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
16
15
14
12
11
10
9
23
22
21
20
19
18
17
32
30
28
27
26
25
24
39
38
37
36
35
34
33
  1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush 
  jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job or 
  project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. 

  2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three 
  Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those 
  persons who are paid on Fridays. 

  3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for 
  month-end panic jobs. 

  4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery 
  of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. 

  5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with 
  non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. 

  6. A new day -- Negotiation Day -- has been introduced keeping 
  the other days free for uninterrupted panic. 







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