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 Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits... 
 If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're 
 eating it too slowly. 

 Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and 
 strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you 

 Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from 
 the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot. 

 Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll 
 take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. 

 A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake 
 of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? 

 If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top 
 of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they 
 will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. 

 Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate 
 is a balanced diet. 

 The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger. 

 Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics 
 A. Because no one wants to quit. 

 Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things 
 to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done 


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