1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB
$850/offer
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AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR
WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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FREE PUPPIES...
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX,
COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1998
MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES
OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN.
FREE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK &
BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF
3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
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FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS
(6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED.
CALL CHUBBIE
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL
AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES-
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED -
USED ONCE -
SLIGHTLY STAINED
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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
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AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS -
POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY
$9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE
HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS
WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON
HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE:
PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED.
PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE.
ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS
& BOX SPRINGS-$175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE
WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE
OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS
NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
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BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR
OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
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OPEN HOUSE -
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON -
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
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FULLY COOKED BONELESS
SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
