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Jedi mind tricks (VERY EERIE)

Just follow the instructions below:

DON'T scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the
instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can.

 

It may help to say the answers aloud quietly.

FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!

 

What is:

 

 

 

 

 

2+2?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4+4?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8+8?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16+16?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quick! Pick a number between 12 and 5.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Got it?

Now scroll down.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The number you picked was 7. Right!!!!

Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge.


 

 

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out.

 

 

There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and
answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!

 

Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done
each of them...really. Now, ARROW down
(but not too fast, you might miss something...)

 

 

 

 

What is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1+5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2+4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3+3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4+2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5+1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for

15 seconds.

 

Then scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keep going.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're thinking of a carrot right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are
warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer
with carrot when given this exercise.

 

 


Here is another one

 

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you read. Don't read
the bottom until you've worked it out!

 

 

 

 

 

1. First of all, pick the number of days a week
that you would like to eat out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Multiply this number by 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Add 5.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Multiply it by 50.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.  If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749.
If you haven't, add 1748 instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEE BELOW

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You should now have a three digit number:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e. how many times you want to go out each week).

The second two digits are your age.

This is the only year (1999) it will ever work, so spread the fun

around while it lasts...

 


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