E-Mail this joke to a friend! God speaks through billboards. New public service billboards created by
a Dallas advertising agency (don't know exactly who?) are getting big
attention in Dallas AND in the awards annuals. Here's a list of the
variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black
background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is
included....
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.-God
C'mon over and bring the kids. -God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?-God
We need to talk. -God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
I love you and you and you and you and... -God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
Follow me. -God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God
My way is the highway. -God
Need directions? -God
You think it's hot here? -God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.-God
Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
(And my personal favorite)
Don't make me come down there! -God
