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okay...so i am laying bed.....sleeping pretty peacefully actually.....

and i hear a scream cutting through the fog of my repose....but not quite
able to break through the barrier.....another.....and like a phone
ringing my psyche snaps too......my eyes shoot open.....still unsure...awake..or asleep???

RASH TAN! ~*shaking my head...the fog lifting..

the excited voice breaking through...is that?? my HUSBAND screeching like that????


BEKKI!! BRING A TRASH CAN! QUICK!

my feet hit the floor....heart racing....eyes wide...the room pitch
black......fear gripping my very soul....

DON'T STEP ON IT!!DON'T STEP ON IT!!

and something scurries over my foot......hardly noticed....a feather
across the top...tiny tingles up my leg.....three steps....and i am
clear of the room.....

Ron on the floor at the head of the stairs...and me wondering....
~*a trash cannnnhuh?.....

"It ran under the bed!! It ran under the BED!!!..... the cat scurrying past....as a
reflex...i grab....nothing but tail.....


"raaaaaaaaaaaafffft!!ffffftttt!fffttttt!"...and the killer beast runs
from the room......

my husband....excited!!!....spilling out words so as to make a seasoned speed debater envious...

"a bunny...a baby bunny....the kitty brought daddy a bunny"....and the
tingle on my foot sends the message the that i! did not step on it
at allllllll!!!.....however it! had no compunction about stepping
on me......

and so the "The Last Great Bunny Hunt of this Millineum" begins!
~*in my bedroom???? whaaaaaaaaa?da' heck? am i dreaming now or wha??????

But no! no dream this! On my hands and knees...peering under the
bed....nothing...a glance to the side...and
there....trembling...soft...small...eyes black and wide....the
creature.....cowering so vulnerable....right out there in the open!......

me...hardly moving....releasing my own call for the trash can....but my
voice bare above a whisper...my body stark still....staring into the
black eyes of that tiny creature.....

hubby standing in the doorway....still mad with excitment....
now warning me of the "monster's big sharp pointy teeth!".....
yes! me! face to face! almost whisker to nose!!! with the killer bunny!

wondering...somewhat briefly...and showing my age without
shame....."now where is that oar when you need it?"......

to make a short story long.....the tiny baby is captured by two very
nervous....trembling......and totally insane...humans...then
unceremoniously returned uninjured to the wild....

the killer cat? she is locked up in the house till i can find a bigger
bell...looks like the cow bell i bought just yesterday didn't work.....

~*ummmmmmm wonder how much The Liberty would cost?.......


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