Knock Knock Jokes "Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Ants."        "Ants, who?" "Ants in the pants!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Rita."        "Rita, who?" "Rita book, you might learn something!"  

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Lettuce"      "Lettuce who?" "Lettuce in, It's cold outside!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Tara"      "Tara who?" "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay! Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Boo!"        "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's only a joke!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Amos"      "Amos who?" "A mosquito bit me!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Dwayne!"        "Dwayne who?" "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Anita"      "Anita who?" "Anita tissue.... ah-choo! Too late! "

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Honeycomb"      "Honeycomb who?" "Honeycomb your hair"!  

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"Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Justin"      "Justin who?" "Just in time for dinner!"

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 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Canoe"      "Canoe who?" "Canoe come out to play?"

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 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Beets"      "Beets who?" "Beets me!"

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 "Knock knock"      "Who's there?" "Arthur"      "Arthur who?" "Arthur more cookies in the jar?"

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