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These are some of the "L" jokes I have hanging around on my hard drive...
I hope you enjoy em as much as I do bringing them to you...
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Ladies Room
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is
nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he
tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of
his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room,
but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons
were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance
of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and
decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm
water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women
really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA"
and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He
thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a
large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last
thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The
nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the
"ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover.." !!
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the
Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf",says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a
tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the track
Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down
behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!"
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