Welcome To FunniGurl.com An ObservationBy FunniGuywho else thinks so hard about boobies...~*giggles... I was thinking the difference between american and canadian youths ..males mostly.... girls don't cause that much trouble. I was thinking.... what do the Canadian boys have that Americans boys don't. The two things I've come up with are boobies on regular TV and hockey. Think about it. If canadian boys can see boobies almost anytime they want then there has to be a lot less frustration in Canada. As an Ex-teenage boy I can tell you that we/they spend an inordinate amount of time trying to just catch a glimpse of tata's. I won't even go into the fondle thing. Our days are spent devising a plan to see boobies of all sizes shapes and descriptions. We/they dream about them, we/they fantasize about them, we/they make up storys about having seen them. One good thing is that as we mature we lose our infatuation with them. (yeah, right) Once you reach about ummmmm 20 they become just another gland to us.. As far hockey goes, I think it's just another release for pent up boobie infatuation. Lets say that you had a date with Mary Ellen last night and she wouldn't show you her boobies. So tonight you get involved in a hockey game and you beat the crap out of some guy on the other team. It really wouldn't matter if the guy was actually playing at the time. Canadian's would react by slapping you on the back and saying "What a great play, eh?!" and "He's going to be another Bobby Hall or Hull or whatever" Now lets say a group of 18 Americans got together and put on skates, then beat the crap out of each other. Would someone pat them on the back and tell them what great players they are? No, there would be a headline news story on channel 10, (boobieless TV might add) about gang violence at the rink... So I'm thinking what we need in America is more hockey and more boobies on TV. Show us how easy it is to put on that bra. Show us how soft they will be if you use Oil of Olay bath soap. Heck even random gratuitous boobies would really help the poor American teenager. Of course with all those boobies on TV who would have time to play hockey? *l* Wisecracks by FunniGurl! Visit http://www.funnigurl.com for more like this!!!
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