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THE GHOST SHIT - The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Shit List
THE CLEAN SHIT - The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
THE SECOND WAVE SHIT - This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT - A.K.A. "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. THE CORN SHIT - No explanation necessary.
THE MEXICAN FOOD SHIT - A class all its own.
PREMEDITATED SHIT - Laxative induced.  Doesn't count.
THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT - The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER SHIT - The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of  the toilet bowl after you flush. THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT - The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS SHIT - Also known as the "Power Dump".  That's the kind that comes out of  your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE WET CHEEKS SHIT - Also known as the "Power Dump".  That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. THE LIQUID SHIT - That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE CROWD PLEASER - This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to  show it to someone before flushing. THE MOOD ENHANCER - This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. THE RITUAL - This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS SHIT -  A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. THE AFTERSHOCK SHIT -  This shit has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity  within the next 7 hours is affected. THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" SHIT - This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
THE POWER DUMP SHIT - The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down  when  you're done. THE PHANTOM SHIT - This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. THE SNAKE CHARMER - A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening  position - usually harmless.
THE RANGER - A shit which refuses to let go.  It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. THE BOMBSHELL - A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e.. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. THE OLYMPIC SHIT - This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.
THE PEEK-A-BOO SHIT - Now you see it, now you don't.  This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. THE BACK-TO-NATURE SHIT - This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN SHIT - An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit.
SHITZOPHERENIA - Fear of shitting - can be fatal! ENERGIZER vs DURACELL SHIT - A.K.A. "Still Going" shit. THE GROANER - A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE "YOU'VE GOT SHIT ON YOUR SHOES, YOU SHIT SHOE BASTARD" SHIT - No explanation required. THE FLOATER - Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. LIQUID PLUMBER SHIT - This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all  over the floor
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" SHIT - When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of  your rectum on the way out in the morning SPINAL TAP SHIT - The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT - When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY ASSHOLE" SHIT - Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" SHIT - Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin' and gasping for air. THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURN STILL DANGLING THERE" SHIT - Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
THE PORRIDGE SHIT - The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep gong, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
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THE WET SHIT - You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

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