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State Mottos * Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity * Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! * Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat * Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything * California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda * Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother * Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet * Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water * Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids * Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism * Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) * Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good * Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" * Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free * Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn * Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States * Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names * Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign * Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster * Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It * Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) * Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians * Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes * Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State * Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work * Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else * Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest * Nevada: Whores and Poker! * New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone * New Jersey: You Want A ## $ %##! Motto? I Got Yer ## $ %##! Motto Right Here! * New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets * New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... * North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable * North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! * Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan * Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing * Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner * Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal * Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island * South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender * South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota * Tennessee: The Educashun State * Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) * Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus * Vermont: Yep * Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? * Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! * Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? * West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! * Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese * Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
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