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State Mottos

* Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 
* Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 
* Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 
* Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything 
* California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 
* Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 
* Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet 
* Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 
* Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 
* Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism 
* Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 
* Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 
* Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 
* Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 
* Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 
* Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 
* Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 
* Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 
* Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 
* Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 
* Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 
* Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 
* Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 
* Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 
* Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 
* Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else 
* Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 
* Nevada: Whores and Poker! 
* New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone 
* New Jersey: You Want A ## $ %##! Motto? I Got Yer ## $ %##! Motto Right Here! 
* New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets 
* New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... 
* North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 
* North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 
* Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 
* Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 
* Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner 
* Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 
* Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 
* South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 
* South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 
* Tennessee: The Educashun State 
* Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) 
* Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 
* Vermont: Yep 
* Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 
* Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! 
* Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 
* West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! 
* Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 
* Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!! 


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