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State Mottos
* Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
* Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
* Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
* Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
* California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
* Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
* Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
* Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
* Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
* Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
* Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
* Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
* Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
* Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
* Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
* Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
* Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
* Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
* Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
* Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
* Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
* Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
* Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
* Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
* Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
* Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
* Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
* Nevada: Whores and Poker!
* New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
* New Jersey: You Want A ## $ %##! Motto? I Got Yer ## $ %##! Motto Right Here!
* New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
* New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
* North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
* North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
* Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
* Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
* Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
* Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
* Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
* South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
* South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
* Tennessee: The Educashun State
* Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
* Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
* Vermont: Yep
* Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
* Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
* Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
* West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
* Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
* Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!
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