Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office....
But Aren't!
1. I need you to whip it out by 5!
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Put it in my box before you leave.
4. If I have to lick one more; I'll gag!
5. I want it on my desk...NOW!
6. Hmmmmm....I think it's out of fluid.
7. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish..
8. It's an entry-level position.
9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
10. It's NOT fair...I do all the work while he justs sits back!