If you receive anything at all labeled 'work', whether via email,
internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This is a virus and has been circulating around our building for
months. Those who have been tempted to open it or even look at
it have found that their social life is deleted and their brain
ceases to function properly. I've even heard a couple reports of
impenitence from male friends of mine that after they've opened
this mail. Make no mistake this is a very dagerous virus!
If you do encounter 'work' via email, to purge the virus, send an
e-mail to your boss with the words 'I've had enough of your shit...
I'm off to the pub'. The 'work' virus should automatically be
forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully
If you receive 'work' in paper document form, simply lift the
document, drag to your waste paper bin and drop there. Better
yet if you've got a paper shredder handy drop them in there then
line your hamster cage with the shredded "work". Rodents will
not be effected by the residuals. Then, put on your hat and coat
and go down to the pub with two friends and order three beers.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work'
will no longer be of any relevance to you and that Scooby Doo'
was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have
anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the 'work' Virus has
corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
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