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--------------------------------- Years It seems that when God was making the world, He called Man over & bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified! "Only 20 years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was adament- that was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey & gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," he protested, "ten is plenty for me". Man spoke up eagerly ; " can I have the other ten?" the monkey graciously agreed. Then the Lord called the lion & gave him 20 years; & the lion , like the monkey, wanted only ten. Again Man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten?"; the lion said of course he could. Then came the donkey & he was given 20 years- but like , like the others, ten was sufficient. And again Man pleaded; " Can I have the other ten?" Which explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life- Ten years of monkeying around - Ten years of lion about it - AND Ten years of making an ass of himself. --------------------------------- You Know You're Addicted to The Internet When ... * You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com * You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com" * Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. * All of your friends have an @ in their name. * You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * You laugh at people with 2400 modems. * You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. * You refer to going to the bathroom as
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