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These are some of the "Y" jokes I have hanging around on my hard drive...
I hope you enjoy em as much as I do bringing them to you...
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Years
It seems that when God was making the world, He called Man over &
bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified!
"Only 20 years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was adament- that
was all man could have.
Then the Lord called the monkey & gave him 20 years. "But I don't
need 20 years," he protested, "ten is plenty for me". Man spoke up
eagerly ; " can I have the other ten?" the monkey graciously agreed.
Then the Lord called the lion & gave him 20 years; & the lion ,
like the monkey, wanted only ten. Again Man spoke up, "Can I have the
other ten?"; the lion said of course he could.
Then came the donkey & he was given 20 years- but like , like the
others, ten was sufficient. And again Man pleaded; " Can I have the
other ten?"
Which explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life-
Ten years of monkeying around -
Ten years of lion about it -
AND
Ten years of making an ass of himself.
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You Know You're Addicted to The Internet When ...
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you
just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com"
* Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of
what she looks like.
* All of your friends have an @ in their name.
* You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.
* Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
* You laugh at people with 2400 modems.
* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as
* You tell the cab driver you live at:
http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
* Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
* You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
front of your computer with a commode.
* You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
* You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
* Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so
you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two
of you can chat.
* You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed
to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
.....AND THE #1 CLUE THAT YOUR ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET IS........
* Your dog has its own home page. :-)
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